The randomness of me!


(Source: natebynight)


unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

Via sucks to suck

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

Via sucks to suck



unexplained-events:

Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

SOURCE


Via hello cutie


(Source: polosweater)


outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

(Source: outraged)

Via sucks to suck


cybernude:

iridessence:

cybernude:

tumblr user cybernude has a cute butt

did you really just compliment yourself?

well someone has to damnit

Via hello cutie

punkmonksteven:

Then what hand is the phone in?

(Source: bewbin)


Via FREEKY


scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.


bonus:

you can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

Via Cats > You

(Source: liartownusa)


exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

Via sucks to suck

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

(Source: ignorntatheist)

Via Awesomesawws
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