The randomness of me!


gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

(Source: reddit.com)





theamericankid:

Who the hell trys to jump a rope like that…. I dont even know the logic behind the jump…. she didn’t even try to land on her feet

(Source: facebook.com)


dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Via dying of elation

internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

Via sucks to suck

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

Via dying of elation

vincentvangoth:

me n my clique

image

Via sucks to suck

wtfmacke:

punchers:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever

"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"

"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"

"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."

Via dying of elation

kunamathesilverfilly:

archicide:

a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

It’s their fedaura.

Via dying of elation

(Source: jacb)



myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.



realitygreatestfear:

I know where Cam from dormtainment got his smile from! Fresh prince the witness protection episode!



(Source: vvorstthings)


tacoarmy:

"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"image

Via sucks to suck

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

(Source: glow-stick-0f-destiny)


Via ಌDumpster Babyಌ

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